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First you hunt a turkey then you shoot the turkey. You cut the feathers
off the turkey. Then you take him home and put him in the freezer. Then
you decorate him. Then you eat him. -Merik Baier
We go to the store to get a turkey. Then we cook it at home in the
house. Then we eat it. -Judson Barnard
We go to the grocery store and buy a turkey. Then we cook it at home and
make some bones stick out. Then we cut it and eat it. -Jiya Bhatka
We buy the turkey at the store. We cook it on the stove for probably an
hour. Then we put cherries on it and then we eat it. -Remmie Brown
We have to go hunting for a turkey. We have to shoot the turkey then
take all the feathers off. Then we have to take the guts out. Then we
cook it on the stove.
First we go to the barn to get the turkey. We cut the feathers and we
cook it and next we eat it. - Miguel Hernandez
We go to get the turkey in the woods. Then we kill him with a gun and
then you pull out the stuff you donít eat inside of him. After that you
have to cook him on your grill or stove for 50 minutes and then you
slice him. Then you serve him on a little plate. - Bryce Johnson
We go to get the turkey after ďSĒ days. (Days you are home.) Then you
get a truck to get the turkey. You get it for Thanksgiving Day. Put it
in a pan and cut it and then put in on a plate. You put lettuce, mustard
and tomatoes on the turkey too.
Go shoot a turkey at a river. Then take it home and put it in the oven
for five minutes. Put pepper on it and then you eat it. -Brooke McLemore
First I go hunting for turkeys. Then I kill the turkey. Then I cook it
on my grill at home. Then I eat it. -Rayelinn Romans
We go to the store and buy a turkey. Then we cook it in the oven for 25
minutes. Then you eat it. -Dylan Otto
You go to the store and buy a turkey. You chop the feathers off and then
you put it on the grill for about an hour or so. Then you eat it. -Mason
We put mustard on the turkey and then we go to get it at the jungle.
Then we put it in the oven for five minutes.Then we eat it. -Bryson
We hunt the turkey in the forest. Then we shoot the turkey with bullets.
Then we rip it apart and then we put it in a pan. We put pepper on it
too. We cook it for five minutes and then get it out of the oven and
then we eat it. -Gabby Towne
We go get the turkey in the forest. Then we shoot it. Then we cook it on
the grill for five seconds. We put silver seasoning on it. Then you eat
it. -Addyson Seigworth
We go get a turkey at the animal store. We get the turkey and then we
borrow the turkey and make it in the stove. We put meat on the turkey
and we bring the turkey to Thanksgiving. -Jace Jackson
Mrs. Ludwickís Kindergarten
For our Thanksgiving turkey first we kill it, then we cook it. To cook
it we put it in the oven. Tear the skin off and eat it.
by Emery June Shinliver
First you need to get ready and put your clothes on and then go out the
door. Chase after the turkey until you catch it, then you shoot it with
a gun. To cook the turkey put it in the oven and then eat it.
by Kenzie Cunningham
We eat meat turkeys but I want cookies for Thanksgiving. I would make
two turkeys with frosting and cookies and make it colorful. I also would
put sparkles on his head and then add legs with more cookies. Put a
gumdrop on for a nose and a mouth with licorice and eyes with more
sparkles. Then eat it!
by Emilee Wells
I would ask my papa to shoot a turkey for me. I would then take the
turkey and cook it in the oven at my house. I would mix up some sour
cream in a pot and add frosting with sprinkles. I am going to spread
this on the top of the turkey and put flowers around it to make it
pretty. Then it is ready to eat.
by Aubrey Burton
Get a turkey body and pull off the feathers, beak and feet. Just want to
eat the meat and bones, but you cannot eat the bones. Throw the bones
away. Eat your turkey.
by Ian Sawyer
To get a Thanksgiving turkey first you will have to chase it around. I
will let my dadda get the turkey then cook it at Sonic. I will also eat
my turkey at Sonic after they decorate it with dots and zig zags.
by Leah Rosenberger
When I get a gun I would go shoot a turkey as it is flying in the air
and not lose it. Slice it with a knife, cook it in the oven with
macaroni and cheese. Take it all to Thanksgiving and eat it.
by Hunter Kring
You shoot a turkey and cook it in the oven. Then you slice it into
pieces and then you eat it.
by Kaydence Johnson
Go to the grocery store and buy a turkey. My mom usually puts a can into
the turkey you cook it on the grill. We have a really big grill. Then
the last thing you take it inside and eat it.
by Ryatt Wheelock
My mom and grandpa put it in the oven when it is dead meat. I take a
huge bite and cut it up and share it. My favorite part of the turkey is
by Cavin Horn
You get a turkey in the wild and shoot it with a bow and arrow. Put it
in the oven for 15 minutes and let it bake. Then you eat it and then
have to wait until Christmas to get another one.
by Evan Rinke
Pull the turkey from outside and then cook it outside on the stove. We
cut it up and eat it after praying.
by Auston Dutton
I like turkeys and like to eat his big tummy. We get our turkey roasted
on the grill, and then we also have salad and macaroni and cheese. We
also have ham and cheese sandwiches and a banana dessert. Everyone comes
to grandmas and eats.
by Alexis Wiser
I am going to get a huge turkey from somebody who brings it to me. We
cook the turkey with an oven and pray and eat it.
by Justin Wedman
By Mrs. Hutflesí Kindergarten class
Tallie Rambat: Iím not really sure...in the grill?
Collin Wampler: The mom just cooks it, and then Collin cooks it.
Curtis Findley: Take all the feathers off, take the head off, and then
two bones will be sticking up and it will be round. Then you put it in
the oven and you cook it.
Phoenix Taylor: First you have to kill it. Then you boil it. No, you
take the feathers off, and then you boil it. You put it in a pot and you
set the timer, and then when itís done you eat it for Thanksgiving.
Chance Schwerdtfeger: In the oven.
Cason Adams: You cut it apart and toast it.
Harlee Packard: You cook it on a stove or you can cook it over fire.
Emma Lehmann: You can cut it and cook it in the oven.
Piper Parkins: You catch it and put it in a big bowl. Then you cook it
in the oven.
Braxton Herd: Cook it in a pan.
Aubrey Miltner: You cook it in either the oven or the other thing.
Threeís a drawer and you put it in and set the timer, and it turns the
Doc Nuffer: You take a bag and put it on the turkey and then you put it
in the oven. You use a special bag so it doesnít melt.
Payton Senthong: You cook it in the oven, you cut it apart and you eat
it. Thatís how you cook a turkey. I donít eat turkey because Iím
allergic to the feathers - they make me sneeze.
Kaden Brumley: On a grill for two seconds.
Lakota Azure: Mommy cooks the turkey. She puts salt on it and puts it in
the grill. It takes 35 minutes to cook.